PMS

1) Women: Pre-menstral syndrome

2) Men: Pre-maturity syndrome

Both cases can cause extreme irritation to the opposite gender, and are often to blame for disagreements between a male and female.

1) Dude! It must be her time of month, she's got a severe case of PMS!

2) Susan: Just ignore him, Tanya. He's just got a case of male PMS.

Tanya: What's that?

Susan: Pre-maturity Syndrome :D

by zebra_cakes July 08, 2009

PMS

1 the very tense/pissy/ureasonable
attitude a girl gets either before
and/or during her period

2 an excuse for guys to ask a girl if
theyve really pissed her off

hab:*yells at josh for being a bitch*

josh:hannah r u PMSing???

by Homie BC December 17, 2003

PMS

When a woman turns into a fucking crazy bitch that men will never understand. Also when a woman shows her true personality . At this time women will have an extremely bloody toilet.

This is what happens when a bitch is having her PMS period.

Girl: Fuck off you cunt! I hate you now!
Boy:What the fuck is wrong with you?
Girl: It's all you you CUNT!
Boy: What the fuck bitch?
Girl: I'm dumping YOU!
Boy: NO bitch I dump YOU!

one week later
Girl: I'm sorry for what I did... fuck me
Boy: Fuck off you dumb bitch, you ain't a shit.

by -----_-__- January 24, 2008

PMS

Pissed-at-men syndrome. This woman has obviously been pissed off by some boyfriend, so stay out of her way.

She's got some serious PMS issues. Stay away from that girl, she has PMS.

by naomicat September 25, 2011

PMS

to : Place My Shit

Kenny- I hate you
Sameer- I hate you more
Kenny- I hate you the most
Sameer- Oh yeah, I will PMS on your lawn
Kenny-.....
Kenny- Ho Shit You Win :)
Sameer- sss

by KendrickHaug September 13, 2011

PMS

When a girl gets pissed off for no reason. Can occur at any time once a month, and lasts from 2 days to a week.
It should also be noted that it was named PMS(Pre Menstrual Syndrome) because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

guy 1: hey hows your GF?
guy 2: That bitch broke up with me in a fight about some useless shit!
guy 1: Was she PMSin?
guy 2: ya
guy 1: no wonder

by taytay1509 May 20, 2007

PMS

Penis muscle spasm. A random and unexplainable erection.

I was just walking and started PMSing.....so i belt tucked it.

by Tod Swank December 21, 2006