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Plomping

The act of planting poo in an unconscious drunk person's undergarments, followed by convincing the person that they pooed themselves upon waking up.
Yo, we are totally plomping Mike right now, broseph. He is sooo wasted.
by Raebosss November 18, 2016
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like pumping

When you keep setting one popular profile picture 3 times a week. Could potentially become a mental gym.
- Darling, are we gonna sit and finally eat?
- Sure Sweety, give me one more second! I am setting my page for like pumping. (Sets an already existing profile pic with 130 likes as default)
by Banja Luka Forever February 22, 2014
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pumping a grumpy

1. fucking the shit out of an old dude until he has a heart attack

2. tryin to insert your dick into a frisky squirrel.
"I caught that whore fucking my grandpa!"
"Yeah man, she was pumping a grumpy"

"Last night i was pumping a grumpy, and the mother fucker bit me"
by Big Jerms August 23, 2005
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pumping the shark

Pumping the shark means having sex with a shark.

Not a recommended activity.
Zombo emerged from the water all chewed up.

"What happened to you?" asked Zongo.

"Pumping the shark," said Zombo, tucking his badly mauled wally back into his trunks.
by scodder June 3, 2010
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plomping

To smack a chick in the face with your cock after you came in her mouth!
Dude i plomping ur mom last night!
by niggahh_niga_what-what!!! June 16, 2009
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Arizona Plumpindinger

to plump ( shit ) on a females chest, nd exert the food of the shit and put it on the nipples, while drinking cow piss you throw up on the girls dog.
yo dude, my sisters boyfriend performed a Arizona Plumpindinger her and my dog is covered in shit!!
by bada dadaga January 10, 2009
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