plumber

A person who you hire to fix something. But little do you know all they do is stick some duck tape down your toilet or on a pipe and call it a day

Oh look the pipe burst we should call the plumber

by phlatty patty May 11, 2019

Angry plumber

The actual of failing to pay the plumber so he rips your pants off and fucks you in the ass.

That angry plumber tore me a new one

by Mcfacialxgiver August 7, 2016

Joe the plumber money

An annual income of more then $250,000.

Person A: I thought you were buying a new car?

Person B: Naw, maybe if I were making joe the plumber money.

by WorkinForThaWeekend February 21, 2009

plumberologist

not just any plumber, a plumberologist is a plumber trained in the art of plumberology. Plumberology being the art practiced by a plumberologist.

You are such a wonderful plumberologist!

by justme101 February 18, 2010

Plumber Plunge

When a girl is giving you a BlowJob and then then you (the male) gets tooo cocky and shoves your dick to far down that she pukes all over you and your manhood.

"O dude what happened to you you get puked on?"
"yeah i by accidently plumber plunged katie earlier today."

by Balbus November 12, 2007

plumber

Someone who agrees to take a substantial amount of cash in exchange for fitting a bathroom suite/gas boiler/central heating system and then doesnt bother his fat ginger arse to come back and complete the job.

see also gas fitter and fat lazy cunts

That plumber bloke is a fat lazy cunt.

by v13 November 7, 2006

plummel

To be overcome by a massive force.

I was plummeled by ten foot waves at the ocean.

by Dr. Dick September 26, 2004