Pilates in a Supermarket

You lost the frickin game you weiner, that's what it means. It means your mom. Oh speaking of her, can you ask herr to bring my wallet back home, I left it on her dresser after she sucked my toes.

Fricker: Yo, she was doing Pilates in the Supermarket
Me: No way dude, that's lit
Fricker: Yeah, and then she sucked my toes after wards
Me: No way, I need to talk to this Pilates in a Supermarket
Fricker: No way, give me 30 bucks
Me: Uh no

LOVE ME ALEX

by This is Karen, an anti-vax mom May 9, 2019

arse pilates

the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.

"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."

by The Sandy Vagina Man May 6, 2005

fifth pillar

Someone who, having intimate knowledge of a company, takes action to destroy that company from the inside.

A certain corporate bookstore treats their store-level employees like they are worth less than dirt. JoAnna, a long-time employee of said bookstore, is sick of corporate abuse and no longer cares whether or not she receives minimum wage to sling coffee. She's the fifth pillar - she will do everything in her power to destroy this bookstore with the knowledge she has as an employee.

by Chaucer October 13, 2013

pila

Its means dick in portuguese

"a tua pila é tão pequeno caralho"
your dick is small fuck

by bacalhauu November 16, 2007

Pilas

A Guatemalan adjective to describe a person that is really good in a particular activity or skill.

Spanish: Que pilas sos para nadar.

English: You're witty swimming.

by Lavagna February 9, 2009

im gonna pillage ya butt

a common phrase which has sprung up in the sacramento region and has also spread to southern washington,which is always said with an australian accent.meaning to anally rape the person to whom its directed towards.It is believed that this phrase originated in sacramento when two friends were possibly under the influence in mid to late 2007

Mr. Montgomery said to his dear old pal Mr. Hanson "sir im gonna pillage ya butt and your gonna like it!"
and Mr. Hansons reply to Mr. Montgomery was "Nay, i shall love it!"

by Dylan Hanson February 10, 2008

pillack

A pillack is someone who is greatly dumb, and less superior to your normal everyday person.

John Morris " Help me brush my teef"

by Leia November 14, 2004