phone etiquette

Responding to text messages and phone calls in a reasonable manner.

It annoys Noor when people don't have proper phone etiquette.

by joejoejoejoetorious March 23, 2008

Phone High

When two friends call each other high and have a meeting

Wanna have phone high?

poop
Anita Poop
Hugh Jass

oh hi.

by Biamanda May 29, 2008

phone call fairy

The magical, mystical being that gets busy work for you and your co-workers after everyone else has gone home.

-I thought we finished all the calls yesterday?
--We did. The phone call fairy must've come last night.


Worker 1: When we left yesterday our inbox was empty.
Worker 2: The phone call fairy came last night.

by Jurassic February 19, 2009

Phone Jab

A jab with a phone

Hi Penny
Hey Dave
You okay?
Yeah, you?
PHONE JAB!!!
ow.

by DaveEggo February 14, 2012

phonebrator

Phonebrator is a phone being used as a cheap vibrator.

Phonebrator

step1- put on
step2- insert phone
step3- call the phone

by Rbomb04 July 26, 2014

Phone Lag

The amount of EXTRA time that disappears into the ether at a red-to-green light or the ADDITIONAL time shit-canned while moving forward in any line, primarily due to those obliviously lost starring into their phone.

Boss- You seem to be later than usual this morning?
You- Yea, left 15 mins early, but I experienced some serious Phone Lag during my commute, it's getting impossible to pre-determine these days.

You at Wally-Mart; ( standing with a puzzling look)

Your friend: You better get in line, what are are you waiting for?

You: I'm trying to calculate the Phone Lag we're about to experience either behind the shopping moms or the pack of Millennials???

by TheeKoJak September 20, 2016

Pheontrain

A word used to describe the bridge between traditional pornography and Japanese hentai.

Pheontrain is basically realistic hentai.

by DarkOpz501z June 13, 2019