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Phalange

A very important part of an airplane. A brain doctor, or a businesswoman (who was in Conference Room B)
REAL DEFINITION:- Phalanges are the bones at the tip of our fingers (probably why Phoebe knew it). It can also mean troops moving in a synchronized manner, like a single unit.
Phoebe Buffay: Hello, my name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business.
Random person with glasses: Oh my god! This plane doesn't even have a phalange!

Sane Person: I think I broke a phalange!
by littleharmonica January 3, 2021
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Phalenx

He’s phalenx as fuck
by Piloten April 25, 2022
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Porn Phalanx

When one lines up one's porn magazines in a grid formation (e.g. 3 x 5) then proceeds to have a good wank over them
I had my porn phalanx all lined up then the door bell rung and I was busted
by Johov October 23, 2011
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phail

the same as a fail, but spelled with a "PH" for emphasis.
"i locked myself out of my own house, PHAIL"
by fathead431 September 23, 2009
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Phailgasm

(fale*gaz*um)
(n)a failure at an activity or undertaking you had been engaged in.
(v)To fail, or have an unsuccessful result of an activity or undertaking
"I just phailgasm'd all over that test."

"ugh, i had a Phailgasm at halftime when i dropped the ball"
by Raymond Dyrimm January 10, 2009
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Phailology

Phailology is the study of phailing. Many people on the internet love phailology and study it.. Phailology is performed by many people on /b/, something awful and many other online communities.
Bob: Hey Jim! I just got my PhD degree in phailology!

Jim: How?

Bob: I went on forchonz and I started pissing people off.

Jim: But how'd you get the degree?

Bob: idk u noobz0rz lulz
by Ultimatepuff February 24, 2008
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Acronyms for Shut The Fuck Up, Get The Fuck Out and take your fail(ure) with you. Usually said after somebody ruined a serious discussion with something completely unnecessary, or said something stupid with false information.
poster 1: Can any one give me a link to urban dictionary?
poster 2: WWW.wikipedia.org
poster 3: STFU, GTFO and take your phail with you.
by delta1238 April 9, 2008
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