Phailology 

Phailology is the study of phailing. Many people on the internet love phailology and study it.. Phailology is performed by many people on /b/, something awful and many other online communities.

Bob: Hey Jim! I just got my PhD degree in phailology!

Jim: How?

Bob: I went on forchonz and I started pissing people off.

Jim: But how'd you get the degree?

Bob: idk u noobz0rz lulz

Phailology by Ultimatepuff February 24, 2008

philologist 

From Ancient Greek: phil- (love), and -logos (word).

1. Someone who studies language or literature.

2. Specifically, someone who studies Ancient Greek and Latin languages; a classicist.

For his Method, let no nice Philologist distaste it, as too Calvinistical.

philologist by mihailoff February 20, 2005

phallological 

The Study or presevation of the penis for display

if you want to go see some Big phallus go to the phallological museum in iceland

phallological by Insideoute June 5, 2011

philology 

1. Study of language or literature.

2. Specifically, study of the languages and literatures of Classical Greece and Rome; study of Latin and Ancient Greek languages.

See philologist

Hoold thou thy pees thou poete Marcian That writest vs that ilke weddyng murie Of hire Philologie and hym Mercurie. (Martianus Capella, 5th cent. wrote ‘De nuptiis Philologiæ et Mercurii’.) 1386, Chaucer, Merch. T. 490

philology by mihailoff February 20, 2005

Phaseology 

The portion of science that deals with the study of phase-out.

A lot of the people I knew constantly phase-out so I decided to take a course in phaseology to determine the cause of their peculiar phase-outs

Phaseology by Phased-out October 21, 2010

philologist 

pronounced {fi-lol-uh-jist}, from the root word Dr. Phil*
noun
- a specialist in philology
- a person who does not listen to or understand the problems or situation at hand, but thinks they know exactly how to remedy them. They will rudely offer their advice in the form of cliché, pop-psychology sound bites and blanketed, one-size-fits-all, cookie cutter solutions.
- inexperienced author of contemporary self-help books

*Dr. Phil is a TV show hosted by a loud-mouthed, balding Phil McGraw, PhD, in which he cycles through topics and guests, superficially highlighting their struggles and offering quick-fix, psychobabble advice like "Get real."

Female 1: My kid was hollering for a toy at Target yesterday, and as I was fixin' to whoop him, the lady behind me in line tells me that I shouldn't spank my kids because it will emotionally scar them for life.

Female 2: Another philologist at work, handing out lame-duck advice. What did she expect you to do, give the kid a time out??? I bet she doesn't even have kids!

philologist by mistresskeke June 6, 2013

Philology 

The science of Love or Love-making, as from the stem phil-, meaning love/enthusiasm (bibliophile = book-lover, pedophile = child-lover), and the suffix -ology, referring to a science (physchology and Biology for example). This is to be differentiated from a specific sort of philology as Romance Philology, the study of Latin (literally "The Science of Loving things Roman").

-Man, I gave her a 3-hour lecture in philology last night, if you know what I mean.
-Oh, sweet. I knew she had it bad for you.

Philology by Tweed Suited Intellectual December 28, 2005