Phamistry

the study of Pham’s philosophy of life, survival, education, and, of course, the Magnet Program

Today in my Phamistry class, I learned about the ethics of moneymaking and the faults of everyone who was sitting in that room at the moment.

by NetCast April 29, 2009

Phallacy

A spurious statement regarding the size of one's penis.

He uttered an unforgivable phallacy last night. The sad thing is that it worked... She went to his room during the party. I can only imagine the look on her face after he dropped trou.

by HanTzu November 5, 2010

Phanact

1: an orange-skinned guido from jersey shore
2: an annoying cunt
3: someone who reposts other peoples images on social media sites
4: someone who posts spam comments and gets away with it
5: the firstborn son of Snooki

"Dude, stop being such a Phanact"

"this page is full of Phanact comments again"

by Night Lord Kurze September 23, 2014

Phantom Ball Pain

When a guys ball(s) randomly and suddenly begins to be severely painful for absolutely no reason. Soon after, this pain will just as suddenly dissapear as it had appeared in the first place, leaving the guy wondering "What the hell caused that??"

"I was sitting at my desk working when BAM!!, Phantom Ball Pain. I could barely move for like 5 minutes!"

by Mike Flemming September 22, 2005

phat dipping

opposite of skinny dipping - jumping into a water source (eg. swimming pool, lake, river) fully clothed

'aww man! i love phat dipping in the lake near me!'

by crystal_girlz March 25, 2009

Phantom Blumpkin

When one is about to receive a blumpkin but gets shy or nervous and can only force out a fart.

Tim went to get a blumpkin from jen but couldnt crap, all he did was fart. Therefore he got a phantom blumpkin.

by mschaffer May 9, 2006

phanie packers

stephanie soo's fans which are not toxic, they don't create drama, loves daniel and stephiance, steph's cousin and steph's fiance , more than steph herself. Has a kink for stephiance's voice and big guns. THEY ALSO LOVE MANGO AND TIGER AND BOBO AND COCO.

"Do you know any non-toxic fans?"
"Yeah, the phanie packers, they are all so chill"

by LittleMangoButt August 18, 2019