Peruvian bubbleshake

When you fill your mouth with spit and sinus juices, swish it around, and spit it in her pussy full throttle like a llama

I gave her a Peruvian bubbleshake and she wanted to marry me

by Yessir,yessir July 23, 2019

Peruvian Coffee

Used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to describe someone who doesn't shower or care about personal hygiene. The term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. It is only about the strong stench of the certain coffee.

Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!

by ugaatl September 8, 2025

Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".

Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.

by peruvian lover August 5, 2022

Peruvian Laxative

Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.

"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"

by dat shit raght dare dun dare September 24, 2011

Peruvian Jackhammer Peg

When you bounce up and down while doing the deed at an extremely fast rate.

Jessica was an absolute freak, she wanted to do the Peruvian Jackhammer Peg with me.

by firemansam24 August 9, 2025

Peruvian Pineapple

Sticking pineapple into a girls ass as soon as she’s going to orgasm.

Yo, You know my cum dumpster Jill, I hit her with that Peruvian Pineapple last night.

by Hoffin69 March 13, 2025

Peruvian Pacifier

When your chick just won’t shut up so you shove a dick in her mouth.

“My baby mama would not stop crying about bullshit so I gave her a Peruvian Pacifier.”

by TUTUthecarwashboy May 27, 2025