perky d's

a female with a magnificant set of breast, a perfect d cup without sag or blemish. Perfect semitry of a breast arangment.

Rico always dates those girls with perky d's.

by Rico Sauve May 13, 2008

perp

perpetrator, one who a police officer suspects of a crime

The perpetrator exited the vehicle and made a furtive gesture as if to seize a weapon, whereupon I blew him away.

by Octopod November 12, 2003

Perpetual Motionlessness

Something that keeps on never moving.

My brother is so lazy, he is just full of perpetual motionlessness.

by DJ Slamm November 26, 2005

perp the herp

To spread, knowingly or not, herpes to another person, thereby becoming the perpetrator as in a crime.

They couldn't have sex because he had a herpes outbreak. He didn't want to perp the herp.

by Sastwatch January 2, 2009

percy-speed

Abnormally slow, apathetic human movement.

It took an hour to clean the boat because Dave was moving at percy-speed.

by Donkey81 February 25, 2008

percy-speed

Percy-speed v(P) is defined by...
v(P) = Pm/r² , where:

P = the percy-speed constant = 7.3635
m = your mass
r² = your distance at any point in time from Percy

Essentially, the further you are from Percy, the faster you move.

The bartenders at Segafredo serve at percy-speed.

by Jeff81 March 31, 2008

dr. perky

A boob that is firm and perky despite its large size

The man was pleasantly surprised by her amazing dr. perky's

by buttholenkr September 13, 2016