pendejoface

Dumbass in Spanglish

Your such a pendejoface. Your such a dumbass.

by piratex February 20, 2009

Penile Jousting

Two men fighting with their penises. The winner is determined by whoever's penis is still functional after six rounds of jousting.

"Ross beat Ian in penile jousting yesterday."
"I had twenty on Ian. :("

by Adam the Mighty February 24, 2004

Mr Pendleton

Where you place your cock and balls in somebody's mouth and take loads of glossy photos.

One day a young elf sneaked in to Mr. Pendleton's house and placed his cock and balls in Mr pendletons mouth, he then took a number of glossy photos. Once Mr Pendleton awoke the young elf showed him the photos.

by DoyleVonAwesome December 18, 2012

penile projection

When a (male) person attaches a phallic object (typically a plant or a household item) to his groin area with the goal of simulating an obscenely large penis.

Jim entered the room and saw that his friend Tom was sitting there, playing Call of Duty. Jim too wanted to play but Tom didn't let him. Jim took a nearby elongated cactus and placed it between his legs, pointing at Tom.

Tom screamed: "Put my cactus down, I am so tired of your penile projections!"

by Goban Petrov March 7, 2014

Pinche Pendejo

Spanish insult/profanity
In English this translates to:
"Fucking asshole"

KC Mami: Wombie, you Pinche Pendejo! Get the hell out of here!

Wombie: Leave me alone old lady!😂

by Southern_Discomfort November 9, 2021

Pendergrass

The act of talking to many different women and worrying about who one is interested in.

man stop pendergrassin.

by hasher January 31, 2014

inter departmental penile implant

when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.

i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!

by freedav05 January 9, 2007