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callery pear 

(Adjective) Pyrus calleryana: A tree common in China or Vietnam. In the spring, it blooms into bushels of white blossoms. A person may first think that this tree is beautiful, but upon inspection with the nostrils it becomes clear that the trees true intentions are quite rank. The tree will release a foul smell into the air withing a 200 yard radius, destroying previous admirations.

Can be used to describe a relationship or situation, but most commonly a person, that has attractive attributes but when analyzed better turns out to be worse than previously thought.
Person:

That girl is a real callery pear. She's hot, but has a really bad personality. I'd stay away from her.

Relationship:

Me and that guy didn't really turn out well. We both thought that we would be great together, but it just turned out to be a callery pear.

Situation:

(1) We were gonna just make out, but things got a little to far so I had to back out. I didn't want it to end up in a callery pear.
(2) I really wanted to take that class, but the teacher was so bad that it ended up being a callery pear and I transfered out.
callery pear by Bicycleman May 31, 2017
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A illiterate raccoon that can’t even spell a pair correctly, and is so weird
this idiot can’t even spell A Pair correctly that they spell it A Pear
A Pear by Gregstonky March 1, 2021

Asian pear 

A person of Asian origin , who carries all their fat on lower end like pear, C’ mon haven’t y’all read up on body shapes and wat not.
“Don’t worry Kimmy Chu, you eat extra , you nice Asian Pear. Not like Sam, she tree.”
Asian pear by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022

apple and pear soup

apple and pear soup is a deliciously mixed delight that contains of cut up apples and pears. it melts satisfyingly in your mouth and the sweetness of the apple devours your taste buds. it is most commonly eaten when gogy goes to mrs dreams house disguised as dreams boyfriend for dinner.

recepie:
ingredients-
apples
pears
water
instructions:
cut up the apples in tiny half moon cresents, and sprinkle thrm into your blender. crush the pears with your spoon and squeeze the juice out, pouring it over your apples. add 100g of water to your mixture and blend it all together. give it to gogy once done.
"this apple and pear soup is so delicious, i could eat it all day, mrs dream, your food is amazing!"

Yung Pear 

A new white rapper from the Midwest. Known for spitting with an icey cold flow. A part of Pear Squad.
Person 1: Did you hear Yung Pear's new single?
Person 2: Yeah, the flow is so cold!
Yung Pear by Nate52901 November 4, 2014

poperin pear 

haha that kids a poperin pear!
poperin pear by wang smang December 26, 2003