by aaron April 19, 2005
Get the Parents mug.A couple who treat their dogs, cats or other animals as if they were children. Many of these couples are childless and the animals provide a substitute for babies.
My neighbors are constantly fussing over their two golden retrievers. They always talk about how they must take them on play dates with other dogs and feed them special dog food for their birthdays. That sounds like typical pet parents. pets, canine crazy, feline fanatic, animal lovers, pet-obsessed, dogs, cats, feline, canine
by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015
Get the pet parents mug.Most parents are stupid fucks, but the fact is that your future is their future. They are trying to live your life in a way and the best thing you could do in life is make yourself and your parents proud and or satisfied. When you become older your life starts to stabalise more so theres no future to work for, thats when people take kids, so they can help them to get into the world.
The problem is that most parents Ive met are exeggerating it all.. like why the fuck would you take away someones computer if he or she is checking out some porn
but thats standard for people I guess.. so the best thing you could do in that situation is just sit down and talk with them and come to a conclusion, its normally reasonable for both parties. Except of course if your parents are absolutely insane, and then Id get some professional attension since then you got a serious problem
Seriously, kids and parents gotto live together so you must be able to come to some reasoning together
Oh and also, as a kid you get angry for no real reason, just think about that one
The problem is that most parents Ive met are exeggerating it all.. like why the fuck would you take away someones computer if he or she is checking out some porn
but thats standard for people I guess.. so the best thing you could do in that situation is just sit down and talk with them and come to a conclusion, its normally reasonable for both parties. Except of course if your parents are absolutely insane, and then Id get some professional attension since then you got a serious problem
Seriously, kids and parents gotto live together so you must be able to come to some reasoning together
Oh and also, as a kid you get angry for no real reason, just think about that one
by xilliah September 16, 2005
Get the parents mug.Back-to-the-earth parents who would rather their children find creative ways to express themselves than play competitive sports like soccer.
Kite-Flying Parents think that painting the top of an umbrella with festive finger paints or making bird feeders out of pinecones and peanut butter are activities that are better suited for children.
Get the Kite-Flying Parents mug.Devil worships that brought Gay-Armageddon messenger in the form of their son. In some literature you can find them with the title of puppeteer. They hate metal and death metal, which puts their nature to a question. It is easy to recognize them, they wear silk pants of pink color and black leather hats. The best way to fight them is to throw a grenade or holy water into their mouth. Do not attempt to get close to them as messenger will be summoned and you’ll be sealed to the dimension where you’ll be watching his and Bjork videos 24/7.
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by Pandora Keeper April 29, 2011
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asian kid: I wanted to buy MY BIRTHDAY present, why won't you let me?
Asian parents: fuck you wasting your damn money like that go kill yourself.
white guy: hey is getting your ass whooped 1 week straight a record?
asian kid: hell no man it's like this every damn day.
Asian parents: fuck you wasting your damn money like that go kill yourself.
white guy: hey is getting your ass whooped 1 week straight a record?
asian kid: hell no man it's like this every damn day.
by asian parent hater March 26, 2009
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