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adultery pad

A residence whose main or sole purpose is to host extramarital affairs. Adultery pads are commonly, but not exclusively, owned by wealthy, married men.
Instead of meeting his mistress at the Ritz Carlton, John entertained her at his adultery pad, a luxurious condominium in Laguna Beach.
by cdavischicago April 14, 2010
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Toe pad

The fatty meat under each toe
Ouch! I just stubbed my toe pad
by Studmuffin9220 June 13, 2015
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Napsi Pad

noun. The term for the usage of a napkin in place of a comfortable feminine care item, when said item (maxi pad) is not readily available.
Hey! Need a quick care item that is both comfortable and fits that tight budget? Try the Napsi Pad! Now with wings!
by sporkthepanda December 14, 2009
mugGet the Napsi Padmug.

cunt-pad

a slender piece of cotton-like material that is worn in the crotch area of womens'underwear during their time of the month. kotex pad
Her cunt-pad felt moist due to seepage from her period.
by Jack May 20, 2004
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shoulder pads

feminist beauty as opposed to feminine beauty
Independent and progressive women wore shoulder pads in the 80s.
by allkindsofnoise April 4, 2009
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party pad

A place to hang out with friends while your landlord is away (a.k.a. your mom).
Hey, let's all go to the party pad.
by Big Foot September 23, 2004
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Doodle pad

A woman who is covered in tattoos, usually ones that are completely terrible. She is a whore, but will try to argue that she's not.
"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah I went to the strip club and fucked a doodle pad!"
"Doodle pad?"
"Yeah, she was this stripper w
Jo had this terrible dragon tattoo that wrapped all around her body....I should probably get tested."
by I'mnotalesbian March 12, 2015
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