Irish nutcracker

When a man or woman kicks another man in the testicles three times to represent a shamrock.

He just received an Irish nutcracker!

by Mr. Robotron March 29, 2019

French Nutcracker

When you grab someones balls who is sleeping or maybe stoned or blitzed out of there skull.

Dude im gonna so french nutcracker you when you fall asleep!

by Pimp Daddy January 8, 2005

nutsack

v.

When you pass out drunk and your buds attempt to place a bare nut sack on your face and get a phot to embarass your sorry ass while you are out cold.

by Chuckie May 23, 2003

nutsack

scrotum
bag that protects the nuts from most outside harm

also known as Erik Wenson

Chaz, put you nutsack back in your pants!

Chaz, your Erik Wenson is showing.

by lildavis October 1, 2007

Nutcracker

A male with abnormally juicy thighs. They are so big, that his testes are in danger of cracking in between them as he walks.

" Hey Bill, Mr. Darcy is a real nutcracker." " Yea those are some big ass thighs."

by Juicalicious April 23, 2010

Shit on my Nutsack

A phrase coined by the late Jaemok Lee, who used the expression to express serious distaste or displeasure in a relatively oppressive situation.

Yo Stuart, did you know the paper is due tomorrow?

Aw shit on my nutsack, I forgot about it.

by Mackdee April 20, 2010

:nutzack

A nutsack that contains two testicles that hasn't dropped yet. Symptoms of this include effeminate behavior, wearing of womens undergarments, lack of testosterone, elevated levels of estrogen, and other various homoerotic behaviors coupled with passive aggression.

1. Jacob why are you wearing your sisters panties.

2. Uhh because I have a :nutzack and I like showing off my camel toe. Since you brought that up I just wanted to tell you that I gave you AIDS.

by yourpalkevin December 7, 2009