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Nope Spider

A Nope Spider is such a big ass spider it causes people to set their house on fir, which is the only way to destroy the Nope Spider demon.
" I need to peeeeeeee." *goes into bathroom* *sees nope spider**runs out of room* "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE" *sets house on fire.*
A Nope Spider is such a big ass spider it causes people to set their house on fir, which is the only way to destroy the Nope Spider demon.
by FangirlingASKDFGGL December 27, 2014
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Relax and Take Notes

A variation of the phrase Netflix and Chill, which refers to sexual actions. The name was inspired by a gif of Alvin and the chipmunks receiving oral sex which shows up when typing “relax and take notes” into the gif search of the popular communication app Discord.
Person 1: Hey, you wanna relax and take notes?
Person 2: Haha, sure.
by The GCC August 9, 2021
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Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!

A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.
Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"
by jrriojase48 February 20, 2010
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napes

A way of saying absolutely not. With underlying tones of "Are you serious", and a slight to major disgust.
"Hey did you pitch in for that keg?"
"Napes"
by Moe Fizz April 16, 2009
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Nope

A response to something that you want no part of.
Guy: (plays a YouTube video only to realize a moment later that it's a gross medical documentary) Nope!
by Ash-Greninja December 30, 2016
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Noest

The most no, it's just a meme that I'm trying to make, if you're in a no yes fight with someone, noest is there for you, once you say noest, you won!
Are we going to work on our project??

Alex - Yes
Adir - No
Alex - Yes!
Adir - Noest
by idk, really, just Hydro June 1, 2020
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nudes for notes

A fair and equal trade.

Girl: Did you take notes today in class?
Guy: Yeah
Girl: Send a pic of them
Guy: Send nudes first
Girl: K
You wanna do a nudes for notes?
by Mr dick chips May 3, 2016
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