Penis

A tool used to make the women receive your seed. Is usually used to dispose of two different liquids. Usually urine or a white substance....maybe i'm giving out too much info. If you're a male and you're looking for the definition of "penis" you must be a schmale.

JC- "I have been a proud owner of a penis for over 13 years." :D

by Jonathan Cervantes December 28, 2005

penie

A male who lacks self-respect and the ability to say 'no' to others. One who looks or acts meek and submissive.

You're such a penie, John; you do everything I say.

Look at you; you're such a little penie.

by Sabine D August 13, 2007

Penis

Favorite kind of wand of Harry Potter.

Hermoine: Harry, can I touch your penis?

Harry: Sure, just be gentle with . Kiss it before you make a spell.

by Sakka Makaka April 25, 2009

Penis

Mine is pretty average sized, if not a little shorter

But unfortunately my friend’s penis is only about 1 inch long, or at least when he has a boner

by V1nn7 February 7, 2021

penis

a word that's fun to yell out at random moments.

Teacher: Can Anybody Give Me An Answer to yesterday's homework?

Student: PENIS!

by thegreatcornholio October 3, 2007

Penis

the reproductive male organ with which you fuck

guy: yo last night i fucked this hot chick

guy's friend: oh did you fuck her with your penis?

guy: YEAH!

by Jose Conseco April 18, 2006

Penis

something that guys have which can be flaccid or erect and is around 5 1/2 inches when fully grown. And 4.5 inches if 12-15.

1) John had just won the big penis competition for 13 year olds, with a size of 19.5 cm

by David is over here December 20, 2008