by EasternEuropeanSlavLover February 23, 2023
Get the Thomas Edward Nigel Forsythe Johnnington IIImug. The rubbish bin, or the trash itself.
Oscar: Hey Cookie!
Cookie: Why are you staying with Nigel all the time?
Oscar: YDB! We love each other, so don’t judge us!
Cookie: Why are you staying with Nigel all the time?
Oscar: YDB! We love each other, so don’t judge us!
by YDBeemo October 15, 2018
Get the Nigelmug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Nigel Estrada Tanna:The FIrst Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Releasemug. when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 4, 2025
Get the nigel suicide wankmug. by Alphaboy123 June 14, 2023
Get the Nigel Shahbazmug. a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
Get the a nigel danger wank..mug. by mrs tosser September 20, 2025
Get the nigels dead mums pension bookmug.