nig newton

When you mix the two words 'Fig Newton' and 'Nigga' together to create a dark chocolate taste sensation w/ jelly inside. Mmmm yeeaaahhh, buddy.

"Yo niqqa wanna g t walgreens and get some nig newton ? We gon be all healfyy all up in hea. Yeaahh niqqa."

Hell yerr, niqqa. We got be lovin dat chocolate sensation all up in here. Yeeeeaahhh buddy.

by DaRk3$tNiGGeRr November 21, 2011

vertical newton

the pitcher lower his cock into the catchers ear and rotates. Generally clockwise. For the more experienced sexual individuals.

"Man that vertical newton was passionate, i just hope your not deaf."

by mr. positons August 4, 2009

[Newton's Cradle]

When in an act of a 3-some involved with a female and two males and one penis is in the ass and one penis is in the vagina and their balls are alternating turns clanking together with their momentum.

hip thrust x ball mass = good times squared

My balls created some sick momentum at the Newton's Cradle party last night but now my balls are sore. Are yours?

by red headed clanker July 8, 2011

Nate Newton

Transporting over 100 pounds of Marijuana

Joe got stopped by the boarder patrol while attempting to pull the Nate Newton

by DDJT May 30, 2009

Isaac Newton

A school with stupid ass people that I hate.

Ew, those kids are from Isaac Newton

by UrMomsFr1end December 6, 2020

Bryn Newton

The most sweetest and fun loving guy that one could meet.Great to hang with and great to be mates with!He will always ROCK MY WORLD!!!!

Bryn will you go out with me??

by Krystle March 1, 2005

Newton's apple

A Newton's apple is the practice of dumping on a chick's head while she is unaware you backed up to her from above. The unexpected impact of your turd against her skull will remind her of the principle of gravity, just as was Sir Isaac Newton when he sat beneath the apple tree.

This one ho dropped my cell phone, so I demonstrated the shitty effect of gravity by giving her a Newton's apple.

by K White July 20, 2008