Chuck Norrised

to be rendered unconscious, or killed instantly by a swift roundhouse kick to the face

guy 1: HOLY CRAP!!! i think i killed him.

guy 2: i said kick him, you chuck norrised him man.

guy 3: sorry

by Drakethacrusty March 27, 2009

chuck norris fail

something that can not and will not ever happen.

Stacy: hey, how likely do you think it is for me to lose weight?
Tom: as likely as a Chuck Norris fail!
(Chuck Norris appears from the shadows, Roundhouse kicks Stacy in the face, and gives Tom a high-five)

by the gentleman thief January 18, 2010

Robotic Chuck Norris

1. Robotic version of Chuck Norris who appears in Waterman cartoons. Has the ability to skip time and kick ass.

2. Something, or someone who didn't do anything.

3. Comic relief.

1. "Robotic Chuck Norris owes you nothing!"
"I'm equipped with the ability to skip time! I skipped a downward spiral of depression and retardedness to get to this mess.."

2. "Robotic Chuck Norris had nothing to do with that. That just sucked OUT OF CONTROL."

"IT WAS HIM"
"Dude, he's so Robotic Chuck Noris!"

3. "Gone goldfishing!"
"That was lame!"
*THUNK* "Aha ha ha ha ha ha Good times."

by OverC July 2, 2005

Chuck norris cock

A cock that resembles the performance of a Chuck Norris action movie; a beastly cock.

1.)He fucked me so hard with his Chuck Norris Cock last night.

2.)Man your cock is so small, too bad you don't have my chuck norris cock

by ChuckNorrisCOCK May 20, 2010

Chuck Norris Shot

Originating in Fargo ND, the Chuck Norris is a shot of UV Cherry Vodka dropped into 3-4 ounces of Liquid Ice energy drink. It's majorly popular in Grand Forks ND college bars such as Sledster's.

Brian: Let's get some Jag Bombs! Alyssa, you in?
Alyssa: No, but I'll take a Chuck Norris shot. Fuck jag bombs...ick.
Brian: Fuck it. Let's all get Norris's. Pangle, I'll get 5 Chucks!

by RPangle January 6, 2009

Norristowner

A citizen of the village of Norristown, Pa. Usually of Mexican decent, wannabe Philly gangster hood rat( african american for those of you who attended school) or the negative 10 precent of white trash who did not move to Pottstown 15 years ago. Usually business in such area is limited to courthouse activities or narcotics purchases. Unless you are Mexican in live in a two bedroom house with 40 others

That guy Joe is crazy, 2 eight balls in one night he is a real norristowner

by Mr Magoe October 15, 2014

Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick

1.The deadliest weapon in the world. 2. Chuck Norris' finishing move that can not only destroy his opponent(s) but also the fabric of space and time.

The Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is why the dinosaurs went extinct.

by Damien VonDusk January 10, 2009