your mummy's bum cunny

your mother's arsehole

I was thinking earlier about poking a bit of cat shit into your mummy's bum cunny.

by tudda dahl October 18, 2008

mumby

kid who got a cum slap on the face by another childs pillow.

if i were to jizz on my pillow then slap you in the face with it, mumby.

by shreshre naik November 15, 2006

Mummy Pig

The mother of the War beserker Peppa and is a fat whore who cheats on Daddy pig and won’t stop fucking Grandpa Rabbit

On Netflix it said props was the Great War experience where peppa and her family go through rough times .Mummy Pig is a fat bitch

by ElliotBeavan May 28, 2020

Mummy's Revenge

When a man wraps his penis in toilet paper and has sex with a woman on her period.

"Guy 1: Hey my girlfriends on her period but I still want to have sex with her!

Guy 2: Just wrap your dick in toilet paper but beware the Mummy's revenge!!

Guy 1: Dam, I'm out of Charmin!"

by Mr. TG October 24, 2009

Mummy Dick

7-11 or a convenience store hot dog. Which has been cooking for so long it now resembles a mummy dick.

I'm so hungry I could eat a mummy dick.

by Indiequeen13 June 10, 2016

Mummy Knows

A spooky occurance where a mother has the ability to know what her children are thinking, feeling and what they have done.

I told you mummy knows!!!!

by Emily R G August 19, 2008

Mussy musted

Musted-defines the past tense term of, "Musty". It means having an lingering moldy odor that accumilates when one has prespired heavily. If this adjective is spoken with the word, "mussy;" which is undefined, but in slang can be said as an adverb term meaning, "highly enpowering" or "badly strong smelly " it justifies that a place, object, or person is funky onto the 3rd degree.

She is so mussy musted that she makes speed stick deodorent slow down, secret deodorent tell it all, and lever deodorent leave town.

by Lynnj85 July 28, 2010