The Mophandle

Defined as the act of stimulating one's partner with the severed end of a limb (i.e. wrist stump, foot stump, etc)
see "phantom fisting"

Ever since Daniel was in the accident, his husband Francois cannot get enough of the mophandle.

by Iron Todd January 16, 2009

The Mophandle

Defined as the act of stimulating one's partner with the severed end of a limb (i.e. wrist stump, foot stump, etc)

-- AKA "phantom fisting"

Ever since Daniel was in the accident, his husband Francois cannot get enough of the mophandle.

by Iron Todd January 20, 2009

Binge Moping

A classicly hipster activity, which involves a morose and self-loathing attitude in reference to everything.

Moping around as a general way of existing.

Potential causes could be: your favorite band has become mainstream, you had to shave your beard so people stop mistaking you for your father, you got a job, or you are embracing hipsterdom.

What's with Simon?

Oh, his beard is coming in sparse so he's binge moping.

Alternatively:
Hey Bethany, what's your plan tonight?

I'll be busy binge moping.

by Jaclyn Henry October 2, 2011

TJ Moriarity

NASCAR licking hillbilly who eats dog turds for breakfast and sucks his hair dresser dry!

TJ Moriarity sucks NASCAR!

by Two mas June 10, 2013

za'moria

Za'moria is a girl that may seem different on the outside but once you get to know her she is fun sassy and can fight

"bruh get za'moria"

by anonymous September 30, 2020

joshua moriarty

The man with the biggest cock and he will always try to shove it right up it ass.

I'm dating Joshua Moriarty we had amazing sex with his huge cock made me cum every where but then he tried to shove it right up my ass....

by Findoutnsee September 8, 2021

Dean Moriarty

Dean Moriarty is a character from Jack Kerouac's classic novel "On the Road". Based on the persona of Neal Cassady, a famous figure if the Beatnik movement in America in the 50s, and a friend of Jack Kerouac. Dean is an expression of the American youth, hungry for life, girls, fun and freedom. Often misunderstood by older people, or seeming chaotic to others, Dean is an inspiration for the narrator of the story, Sal Paradise. Growing up in reform schools and later, in jail, Dean is now looking for freedom, with his endless love for women and high speeds, energetic and charming. He's said to be stealing cars just for fun so he can drive around, which is the reason he was in reform schools. Representing the new wave in the USA in the 50s he also likes jazz and want to be an 'intelectual' like his friend Carlo Marx, whose character is also based on the Beatnik poet Alan Ginsberg, a friend of Jack Kerouac.

Neal Cassady inspired 'On the Road's character Dean Moriarty.

by Nathaniel Flint January 11, 2022