mooking

the act of fidgeting with one's genitals (typically male) as a nervous response to arousal, and not for direct sexual stimulation. sometimes performed as an act of courtship or with the intent of seduction.

Mike: I was walking down the street and some guy jumped out and started aggressively tugging at his balls in front of me.

Jake: That was the Boston Mooker! He was mooking you, you got mooked!

by terriblebirthdaygift July 12, 2024

Mooing Duck

The sound one makes when they make a second YouTube channel because they lost the first one.

I've had too many copyright strikes and I lost everything. The sound of mooing duck Let's hope this second channel is better...

by Howdowordsdo July 29, 2024

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!

You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!

by JuggaloDundee November 16, 2023

Mousing

Tweaking out or geeking out. A crazy state, typically induced by drugs or alcohol.

“This weed is making me mouse out so hard rn”

“Im going to mouse out if I get a 50% or lower on that math test”

“She’s mousing so hard rn because of my crazy dick”

by samthr0@tg February 12, 2024

Mooling

The act of having sexual intercourse with a fatally wounded or otherwise incapacitated animal, typically until its death.

The neighbor's kids could do nothing but cry as they watched me start furiously mooling their freshly ran-over dalmatian!

I couldn't help but reach for the condom in my pocket as I noticed the dying raccoon on the side of the street. I haven't mooled in weeks!

by Iolo Morgannwg May 9, 2024

Mooping

Is a what you get when you combine masturbating and pooping

Josh: ‘Dan has been taking forever in the bathroom’
Greg: ‘He better not be in there doing that Mooping shit again!!’

by wesleybyrd666777 May 28, 2024