Moop

Verb; meaning the act of spreading marmalade onto a given surface in an attempt to create a deliberately underwhelming form of lubricant. Can be problematic with open wounds.

“Durex pleasure gel was too expensive so I decided to moop her anus with some of Seville’s finest apricot conserve”

by Bwachacha June 2, 2019

moop

To Mop the floor but in a "Moopy" way

Fuck off bitch! go MOOP over there!!!

by totallynotCIA June 2, 2021

Moop

Bean bag with wheels

Well I came out here this morning and the first thing that came to my mind was to sit down on my moop

by Dally-ballbags November 8, 2018

Moop

Like Oof but with more meep

“My mum just died”
“Moop”
“Moop”

by Meeeeepmooooop December 19, 2019

Moop

A depressed or grumpy-looking cat

"What a sad moop you are! Has no one fed you any kitty food today?"

by Djedra August 28, 2022

Moop

What you say to someone in an awkward situation, where there is nothing else to say

Well I love cows too.
...
Moop

by thathatergirl69 August 21, 2017

moop

when your girl goes to drop a dookie

girl - “imma go to the bathroom”
me - “ aw shit, she gonna drop a moop”

by JustDaNeighboor February 16, 2022