Mongolian Clusterfuck

An event that is spinning or has already spun out of control with disatrous results.

The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.

or:

The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.

by Fatty July 2, 2003

shadow mongoose

the act of a female (or male) sneaking into a janitor's closet and creaping up on and giving head to an unsuspecting sleeping janitor without awaking him. should one fail, and awake the sleeping janitor, he will be forced to execute the snake ambush.

Laqueesha: Hey girlfriend, what you doin?
Shenainai: Yea La, i just got away with the shadow mongoose on that new janitor.
Laqheesha: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. You's is one sly biach, SISTAAAA.

by team mastadon January 10, 2005

Operation Mongoose

Operation Mongoose was the most famous military operation carried out by Green Berets in Kosovo on March 12, 1999. On the night of March 12, 1999, a Green Beret amazingly assassinated a Serb general with a combat knife. He was awarded the Silver Star Medal for his courage during the operation.

Operation Mongoose is a good, cool op.

by Loks July 7, 2005

Reverse Mongolian Peppermill

While a chick is on hands and knees going down on you, reach over and jam a handfull of peppercorns into her ass. Then lift her up, and twist. Not to be confused with the regular Mongolian Peppermill.

Credit to Pigpen for the title.

That tossed salad was a little bland, so I broke out the Reverse Mongolian Peppermill to spice things up.

Pigpen is the master of the Reverse Mongolian Peppermill.

by GortonFisherman April 8, 2008

Mongolians

A non-sensetive race to peoples wall building needs

HOW COME EVERY TIME I TRY BUILD SHITTY WALL DAMN MONGOLIANS COME BREAK IT DOWN
SWeET AND SOUR PORK STUCK MONGOLIANS

by kimmy booth June 7, 2005

Mongolian Cheese Grater

A sexual act in which the giver chews around the recievers asshole until they draw blood.

Damn....that Mongolian cheese grater I gave your mom must have been good. She hasn't walked for weeks.

by BronzeArmor March 12, 2008

Mongolian Fire Dragon

Similar to the fiery dragon, only, while climaxing, the man holds his partner's nose and whispers, "I have syphilis," in her ear. This causes her to spit his manseed out, creating the Mongolian mustache, after which, he punches her in the face, causing her to appear as if she is breathing fire, like a dragon.

"Dude, my girlfriend was pissing me off before we had sex last night, so I gave her the old Mongolian Fire Dragon."

by fuckinfiredragon April 14, 2009