monterous

A monitor that is overly aggravated and responds to inapprociate behaviour with severe discipline.

Joe: hey bhy this is really great!

Jim: thats what she said!

Teacher: say that again Jim and I'll suspend you!

Jim: (To Joe) Gezzz...he's monterous today huh?

by Nardzama January 28, 2012

Montejo

Having a nose bleed in a woman's vagina. Bleeding from your nose when performing oral sex(eating out)on a woman.

Jack wanted to be nasty and give a woman a montejo.

by jack12345 January 13, 2008

Ultimate Monte

The very essance of hippyness... This is the patchuli wearing... beard toting women, or men. These are the people that still burn their bra's on the barbecue and picket... even if it is only a rebellion of one.

Betsy had reached the ultimate monte when her leg hair was long enough to braid.

by Ktimothy September 4, 2008

Montese

The Sex goddess of Montrose, mid evil Petty Queen

Don't mess around and get Montese

by Montese December 20, 2016

Monteris

An annoying piece of shit that is selfish and a theif. He also likes to fap to porn

"Monteris, shut the fuck up!"

by Pickles1444 February 7, 2018

mongeela

Half animal half child. Can be cuddly or feral. Very smart but can also act like they’re on the spectrum.

Relax! You’re really acting like a Mongeela!

by Mongeela February 17, 2018

montesino

Montesino is usually used as a last name. The last name comes from Hispanic heritage.

Her last name is Montesino.
She’s probably Hispanic.

by suckdick September 27, 2018