monitor the core

Take care of the family or deal with family business. Stay home.

orig. Homer Simpson's mantra while on the job at the nuclear reactor: "Must monitor the core. Must monitor the core. Must....

Jody: Hey Brad, wanna go to the bar and get some beers?
Brad: Naw, must monitor the core.

by Muskox July 24, 2008

monitor

What you hit very hard or toss around when something on your computer doesn`t work, or you`re losing a game
Also see wordscreen/word

-Why`s your monitor smashed up outside?
-OMG THA NOOB WALLHACKED, I R0XX0R CS!!1"

by Schteen May 20, 2003

monion

a monion is when a guy is having sex with a girl with a fake eye and when hes about to come she takes out her eye and he comes in it

when m monion and u mom get in on and then we fuck and fuck and fuck

by kangi October 30, 2007

moniker

Australian (Sydney) slang to replace 'name' in a disconnected reference to the person

thats a cool moniker you got there Bronson

by ugunnapingmi March 29, 2003

monitor

A person that spends countless hours infront of the computer, and not meeting his friends, so as to become at one with the computer.

Geeze, that Ace is such a Monitor

by blkbullet February 9, 2005

monigold

When you're so distracted by something that you lose the ability to write congruently in your own language

Lily: What are you doing?

Matt: Playoing monigold

Lily: Ohh, it must be a good game!

by MatthewCookieNoodleMunchkin December 21, 2008

monitor malaise

When you get sick from looking at a computer monitor.

shit man, i gotta go to the other room, i am gettin mad monitor malaise from bein in here.

by det.und October 4, 2005