mock-croc

Mock-croc, or 'moc-croc' means fake crocodile skin, mostly used for handbags or shoes of the Patrick Cox style.

Eddie was wearing his new moc-croc loafers today.

by Andy Williams September 20, 2003

mock star

A person in the spotlight that is famous for no apparent reason. A person that has no real talent except for being famous. Can also mean a star/starlette wannabe.

Paris Hilton, Tara Reid

by Menagerie Idol May 30, 2005

ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick*

ur mocking me phillipus arnt u *slaps dick*

This is a meme ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick* yass dud.

by Rando dud who luvs gemma October 28, 2018

mocket

A Scottish word meaning a dirty or unclean person. Someone really fucking gross

Jocelyn McLean

by Ryan August 18, 2003

Mock

A clever blend of monster and cock defining a penis of gargantuan proportion. Generally seen among African American Men. Referring to both length and girth, a mock can be viewed either as appealing or revolting, or erotically both at the very same time.

Mockerena- the act of thrusting forward and backward, resulting in a dead-weight like flop. this pendulum motion can be paramount in thin pants with no underwear.

catch phrases: "solid as a mock" "a mock to remember" "sidewalk mock" "New York NickerMOCKERS" "rock out with your mock out"

BIG DICK HEAD WIT THE NECK OF AN OSTRICH.

Penis like a russian missile pussy is the target. Mock.

by Mighty Joe Hung April 22, 2011

mockasian

a white person (caucasian) who thinks they're asian

That friggin mockasian threatened to poke my eyes out with his chopsticks.

by LaLa-artpd4 December 28, 2005

mockumentary

A completely farcical documentary, which is intended to be viewed as a comedy.

"This is Spinal Tap" and "Fear of a Black Hat" are two examples of a mockumentary.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003