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moises your hands

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it
If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands
by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009
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Moise

Moise is like the GOD of Romania ( Gypsi Land ). We love all the Moises in this world <3
"I go to the church to pray at Moise!"
by moisethegod June 2, 2021
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Moises

A moises is a gay guy who is not only annoying but a monkey and has a small peen and has big ears and grinds call of duty but it’s still worse than angel
Girl; what’s a moises
Moises; I’m Gay!
by Dad angel February 15, 2020
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Prekratit moi stradaniya

Literally translated from Russian means "end my suffering." It also sounds cool to say.
You: Prekratit moi stradaniya
Somebody else: the hell does that mean?
You: Nevermind.
by -_s a u c e_- June 9, 2018
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Coy moy

Merry coy moy

-christmas
-came from quis mois

C-oi m-oi
by Kiiitiiieee December 25, 2023
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Moises Arias

A guy that thinks water is not wet. And goes around and ask people for approval.
That dude is totally Moises Arias
Yeah bro freaking wet.
by sloppyjacks69 March 4, 2018
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Ga Moi

The authentic name of a Chinese apple pear. Can be used as a verb to describe tastiness and general awesomeness.
Wow, that outfit is totally ga moi!
This meal is soooo not gai moi. You need a new chef.
by Happiest Hamster December 3, 2010
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