moises your hands

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it

If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands

by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009

Ga Moi

The authentic name of a Chinese apple pear. Can be used as a verb to describe tastiness and general awesomeness.

Wow, that outfit is totally ga moi!
This meal is soooo not gai moi. You need a new chef.

by Happiest Hamster December 3, 2010

Eh Moi Gawd

Cali-Girl way of saying "Oh my god". Usually used in instances when something shocking or exciting.

Katy: So, did you hear that Jade is dating Wade?!
Selena: Eh Moi Gawd! That totally rhymes! Cute!

by CoconutMuffin June 22, 2011

envoyez moi un petit mail

Quite common expression used to get people off your back after a phonecall you wish you never answered.

A: So basically, our company could really help your company save you time and money
B: Oh ok, envoyez moi un petit mail then !

by ILickEyeBalls November 29, 2016

Moi

Interjektion:

Ausruf bei niedlichen/rührenden Situationen.

Moi! Das war süß von dir.

by Mad_One November 19, 2018

moi

''Moi!'' is a austrian/german exclamation for ''that´s sweet!''.

"Moi! That was really kind of him."

by Mad:One November 20, 2018

Moises

A man that is Transgender and likes to fuck cows with his monster 1inch cock.He Also loves gay music but cant stand when men jerk him off

Man:Hey dude dont jack me off im moises

Person 1:did you see that monster cock
Person 2:No
Person 1:Thats moises for you

by Huppyfucky November 6, 2018