Return to Monke

(1) when you reject something so common, its like you are returning to the old days (AKA monke age)
(2) when you reject, dislike, or just don't participate in commonly that almost the entirely of society does the opposite of, makeing you into the state of a out cast. you also accept it

(1) broi: reject (insert common thing here) Return to Monke
(2) bruh: AMONG US IS SOOOOO GOOOOD SO MANY UNIQE MODS LOOLOLOLOL
broi: well i like it too, but the community just milks it so much, it becom-
bruh: WHAT HOW DARE YOU, YOU ARE NOW A O U T C A S T
broi: ok sure, reject among us, Return to Monke

by someone else thats not u March 8, 2021

Spunk on a monk

The act of ejaculating on a bald religious man who lives in a monastery.

Strange person: Right, I'm off to the monastery to spunk on a monk now.

by Rob Heath February 11, 2006

Monk

short for Monkey, used to describe someones annoying behavior

that wasteman's a monk ahlie.

by heybitch2000 June 6, 2018

buddha monk

1. it means you the man with the BUDDHA aka chronic

"PLO STYLE
buddha monks with the owls"

by TicallllllionHmmmmmmmm March 17, 2009

Monk

An incredibly good show starring Tony Shaloub. Sharona used to be Monk's assistant but she left and now his assistant is Natalie :-( But its still the funniest show on. Monk is afraid of milk, dogs, germs, small spaces, elevators, kids and birth. He is OCD and needs everything to be perfect. His wife, Trudy died in a car bomb accident and he will never be the same. Hes funny though, and so is everyone else on the show.

It's a jungle out there, disorder and confusion everywhere.........

by *August* September 5, 2005

monk

South Floridian slang term for "vagina"

JJ: Lil' nigga Saki eat that monk
Saki: Fuck you, maaaaan.

by Tenenbaum December 18, 2006

monk dime

A bald patch, usually circular, on the crown of the head. Obviously named for the hair habits of monks. Can also be used as a verb (see below)

Hahah, did you see the guy with the monk dime? Get a hat, loser!

Man, we need to tell John he's totally monk diming. What is he, like 25? We should get him some Rogaine for his birthday.

by dachari January 9, 2009