microneconomics

Not having to pay for the best acid at a concert because you found the source who is tripping so hard they are giving it away for free.

Shit, I I was looking for some good doses but this dude gave me some free hits and I’m totally fucked. Microneconomics worked for me.

by Wrathboneiv May 30, 2018

microblack

When you find out that you are a small amount of black (less than 5%), For example through a DNA test

Friend: Hey my n*gga, how are you?
Me: Excuse me but that’s offensive to me, i’m actually microblack

by Golden flying pig July 31, 2018

Micropenis

When you’ve played fantasy football for 16 years but you have the same record as they guy who joined just to make jokes and drink beer.

Haha, that micropenis talks a lot of shit for a guy who’s 1 and 7.

by Jarvis Javar javarius Jamar October 28, 2018

Micropenis

When you go onto a discored chat and two guys are sending song lyrics.

will: *sends song lyric*

eliza: will, you have such a micropenis

by ehlizea February 12, 2019

Micropenis

The sad but self caused condition of Fortnite players, Mobile Gamers, Ford owners and People who still post the Thanos Car meme. From lack of pussy, their already average dick becomes thumbsized in either length, gurth or both. :(

Poor T-Series, his schmeat is so tiny because of micropenis syndrome. It's sad that we can't all have big, mega schlong like pewdiepie

by madness.kys March 17, 2019

mcrobert

a huge nigger that loves shaunas chode in all of his holes. but he even likes to lick penis with logan

aye that mcrobert guy loveeeesss logan

by nigarrrrrrrrrr June 3, 2019

micropenis

A cock lacking a good amout of girth and length. Usually around .25-1-5 inches

Hey guys look, Casey has a micropenis. Does it even count?!?!

by BarneyTheDinosaur69420 July 3, 2019