A utensil gifted to males to aid in their constant search for muff. A muff shovel, scientifically referred to as an erect penis, allows males to excavate the depths of their mate's uterine cavity. An erect penis becomes a muff shovel when the male wielding it decides to refer to it as such. The male must declare his utensil to be a muff shovel and declare the female muff the ultimate goal to be conquered.
My boyfriend totally dug my stuff out with his muff shovel last week. It was exhilarating. He even donned a head lamp.
by Tidrow March 21, 2011
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'Can you pick me up a box of muff missiles at the store? But make sure you get the ones with the string that deploys the parachute'
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"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"You're a savage with those muffchucks?"
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"what?"
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by Quartlow June 29, 2021
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"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
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"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"You're a savage with those muffchucks?"
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"yo mama is just a walkin pile of bum muff. End of biatch!"
"yo mama is just a walkin pile of bum muff. End of biatch!"
by mcfierce September 1, 2008
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