When a male finally realizes that a woman is extremely attractive and magical in many ways. She has blonde hair, soft skin, and demands sexual attention. She swims in and out of your life over time if her fish type sonar radar feels something off.
Jimmy: I'm seeing Krista again. She's more amazing then I remember.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.
by Jimyee97 July 30, 2017
Get the Mermaid surprisemug. sophisticated and talented young ladies who are able to complete complex dance routine and are financially driven to succeed!
by Mr. Mermaids June 12, 2009
Get the Ms. Mermaidsmug. A sex act requiring putting your partner face down in a sink filling with water. The object is to see if you orgasm before they come up for air or pass out.
We made a complete mess in the bathroom doing The Dirty Mermaid , but my wife love the challenge of holding her breath.
by Mister first class March 11, 2018
Get the The Dirty Mermaidmug. by driver_im8 June 13, 2009
Get the little mermaidmug. a sexual act in which two males and one female go scuba diving. While underwater each male releases into a chosen ear of the female. At this point the female descends to a lower depth in the water and releases the pressure from her ears. This creates cloudy water; therefore giving the appearance of an angry mermaid. This is a difficult maneuver to achieve; however if it is executed properly maximum pleasure can be attained.
by Dr. Slopinstein July 10, 2006
Get the angry mermaidmug. When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.
by Jonathan Marquise June 17, 2003
Get the Scottish Mermaidmug. by Tod Spengo August 20, 2008
Get the Bite The Mermaidmug.