Merchant Firewall

The metaphorical or cybernetic barrier that a resident Venetian* merchant uses to prevent unpopular truths from being being known.

"why was my comment deleted?"
"you got stopped by the merchant firewall bro"

by dirgistan May 14, 2015

nut merchant

can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or

2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.

Look at that fucking nut merchant.

This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.

by Panzervarg May 18, 2010

2012 merchant

A term used to describe Chelsea FC supporters for their win during the 2012 champions league final.
It is usually used to make fun of or to troll the Chelsea supporters.
Chelsea fans tend to bring up this 2012 trophy during arguments with other fans, hence the name “2012 merchant”

You Chelsea fans are just 2012 merchants.
They called us 2012 merchants now look at us.
Shut up you 2012 merchant, all you know is Drogba’s penalty

by concernedluvr June 2, 2021

OC Merchants

Basically gay OC Plebs

OC Merchants: let's do Chinese nigga sex
fr1ck.mp4: depends high effort memes usually take 8 hours, normal ones take about 1 all I need is the idea and im off
Entire Ironic Community: aha

by NowInCrapyKangarooYesternight May 17, 2019

tool merchant

A road warrior with a blunt or sharp weapon(s)

SHIT! my mans drah for the tool! he a gully tool merchant blood!

by Dutty Crack G December 10, 2013

Dream Merchant

A person or corporate entity that specializes in, or claims to be capable of, helping people fulfill their dreams, fantasies, or deepest aspirations. They are most often empty promises, and the recipients of such services are usually expected to pay a fee in return.

BEWARE of the words: "Come with me and I'll make you famous!" For they are usually uttered from the lips of Dream Merchants.

by Execaters May 29, 2018

Ryan Merchant

A Real Buisnessman, A true and honest man who will never scam you out of your earnings, Someone who would never lie or cheat at anything.

That salesman is a real Ryan Merchant scamming those people out of some good earned money.

by A Real BusinessMan September 19, 2019