Mayson Cooney

Mayson Cooney is a girl that lives in the trees with stoner goblins in the forests of New Zealand. Mayson Cooney is proof that god exists. Mayson Cooney is beyond cool. She sits in the trees and smokes out the goblins. She got a Masters degree from Auckland University as a Marijuana Farmer. She asked for cheez its but The Goblins gave her a magical potion and instead starts to hallucinate. She can sometimes be found next to the Giant Rock dropping acid with the fairies. Her morning begins by taking a bong rip from Chads rasta bong and then when she gets the munchies she calls jesus on the phone to get a pizza delivered. Jesus shows up with a holy pizza and smokes her out with some purple kush from yucca valley.

Yo Mayson Cooney where the weed at? Lets get high

by chad likes muscle cars June 24, 2014

mason called his sister thick

When mason called his sister thick.

Remember the time mason called his sister thick.

by Boocetastic November 5, 2017

Mason Davis

Fucking country retard

Have y’all seen that Mason Davis he’s a fucking country retard

by Retard2119 June 6, 2018

Mason N

To ditch your current state of living to be with your significant other

Hey, did you hear Dylan’s moving states to live with his girlfriend??

Yeah bro, we just got Mason N’d

by Rickjamesunity March 31, 2020

maysonnova

a beauty amazing woman

i love maysonnova

by xarvona March 16, 2021

matonged

when you're playing with a girl on your team and you become stronger than expected.

"This guy matonged the other night it was amazing!"

by liicenc May 26, 2021

Mason Marquardt

A big booty piece of machinery. 100% of its body is sheer muscle. There is literally no chance of defeating this beast of a being. Extremely attractive. All the girls want it but none can have it.

“I saw a Mason Marquardt the other day; I looked it and I felt a deep loving connection, but also an intense sense of fear”

by Pt Cruiser Hater July 15, 2021