bum malteasers

those little lumps of poo that come out in groups of 6,000,000 when you've eaten too much fibre. usually hard. always float. also known as phantom poo due to the lack of left overs they leave on your bum.

"omg. that rice gave me total bum malteasers"

by msfg May 27, 2006

Matador

Literally: To step out of the way of an approaching person so that the person flies past and lands flat on their face.
Figuratively:To dodge or spin a conflict so that the conversation turns onto the person that brought it up

Man i was trying to talk to paul about the other day, but he just kept matadoring me

by The REal Paul Collins February 20, 2009

Lorenzo Mata

A forward on the UCLA Bruins basketball team. He is one of the Top 5 ugliest college basketball players of all time and is the epitome of a poser with two armbands, a wrist band,and a headband. He also has a nose which looks like it has been smashed with a crowbar many times.

"Oh my, does that player have a nose disease?"
"No, that's just Lorenzo Mata. He's a huge tool."

by Mavericklax4 April 1, 2007

Madea

A traditonally African-American portmanteau for "Mother Dear," and, more famously, an alias of Mabel Simmons, a fictional character created by Tyler Perry who, although she is an elderly grandmother, carries at least five guns in her black handbag at all times, smokes copius amounts of marijuana, and causes bodily harm to/murders people when they upset her. Her most notable catch phrase is "I ain't afraid of the po-po!" Can also be used in the phrase "to go Madea on" to mean "to go off on/violently attack."

Gabriel will go all "madea" on you're ass if for some reason you have conversations about his ex with a soon to be ex after a symphony concert whilst eating wings. Once taken to the nearest gay watering hole, "madea" will continue to be enacted, especially when one has his "ho phone" on the bar counter.

by beeckm April 29, 2010

Mata

The definition means "head" the word roots from the down south slang for the word "tomato" even older people know immediatly what u are talking about dependenig on the sentence

1. That boy keep runnin his dick suckas he gone get his got damn mata rocked, i promise u.

2. That bitch sucked my mata on da way back from the club she sucked all da juice out of eem.

3. Shawty can i get some mata?

by DJ Cookup ( myspace.com/djcookup) March 24, 2008

mata perros

Latin slang combination used to negatively refer to doctors.

He was sick so he went to the mata perros.

by sandSStorm May 27, 2005

Matador Sex

The act of having sex with a woman while she is in the doggy style position. As you orgasm you throw a jar of Salsa on her back and yell Ole. The salsa represents the shed blood of the bull and the women plays the part of the bull while your penis acts as the sword.

Man we came back from cinco de mayo and had some crazy matador sex on the kitchen floor.

by HoytDogg December 24, 2010