post maloned

To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.

"Damn, why's Jaeg's music so good?"
"Oh, he was post maloned; poor guy."

by decoygrandma July 20, 2018

Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, popularly known as Post Malone, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. You can never predict what kind of tune he'll make next. He has more tattoos than you'll make in a lifetime. He can look poor while being rich.

Dude: "I want to appear like Post Malone!"
WOW! "like homeless but rich"

by pop_Crush July 7, 2022

Guts Malone

A hippie that grows up to be a basketball enforcer. The typical graduation from sports denouncer to sports fanatic. Only the farts smell just as wretched

spotted it! A goatee. Clearly a stoner and new to the game. Guts Malone. More of them poppin up every day

by Randall Fist November 12, 2019

Post Maloned

Hearing a song and thinking it’s by someone black, but when you look up the artist it’s by someone that’s white.

I looked up the artist Speedgang because I liked the song “Bitch Go Die” and saw that this dude was white as a ghost. I was shook, legitimately thought he was black. Just like when Post Malone became famous. I’ve been Post Maloned

by Baby_Kakes21 February 16, 2019

byte malone

A hip-hop rapper found in Kenya famous for his song fon

Wanna play like byte malone

by Hcpb April 22, 2021

A Nelly Malone

When you decide to sue someone from something silly or stupid that's not necessarily another person's fault just because you want to make money.

Ex: Suing a best friend over their dog biting you and receiving 10,000 $.

"Wow you guys. If I were you I'd just pull a Nelly Malone on them."

by pooopismyname123 March 29, 2015

evan malone

a fool, a freak, a meat eater

oh shittttt your an evan malone

by ainekellly July 15, 2019