wii-mail

to send a message on the nintendo wii

wii#1:hi... send message
wii#2:message recived...CLICK... hi
yeah i got a wii-mail

by aronh September 12, 2007

poet mail

refers to sending poems in mails.
new approach to addressing sensitive issues

phrase was set up during g-talk chat between hague and belgrade :)

xxx poet mail xxx

by djapic May 19, 2009

Meat mail

When a girl won't return your calls so you resort to pressing your penis through her letter box.

I totally mailed her my meat last night after she ducked me calls - meat mail

by Rodgerthat555 January 2, 2016

junk mail

Gloryholing through a mailbox slot

Dude, I totally sent cindy some junk mail yesterday!

by Beiruts Finest April 20, 2011

royal mail

Pre-Privatisation:
A public organisation whose purpose it is to collect mail and parcels and deliver them to the required addresses in the United Kingdom and Overseas. And they do their job well.

Post-Privatisation:
A Private group of scammers whose purpose it is to charge you through the nose for a service they have no intention of providing, then spend the rest of the day employing illegal immagrants to sort through all the mail to see what is worth keeping or selling.

If you ever need to get rid of a body, pack it up and send it to yourself special delivery, and you can be guaranteed you will never see it again.

by Fucked_off_Gopher May 15, 2005

Maila

A gorgeous girl, half caucasian, half vietnamese; Sweet as sugar, with beautiful brown hair and precious brown eyes. Her lips are soft and sweet while her cheeks have adorable freckles. She is perfect in every way.

Maila is my girlfriend and I love her very very much.

by Captain Kongo March 12, 2019

egging the mailman

code, means to masturbate

Jon-"Dood Antonio has been in there for a while"
Ryan-"Yeah man he's egging the mailman"

by Ryan000 June 24, 2007