hairy macaroni

an STD achieved by dropping hair on your friend's macaroni

Dude 1: *eating macaroni*
Dude 2: *drops hair on his macaroni*
Dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni...
Dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that...

by willBIRDMAN March 22, 2011

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yeparoni macaroni

A strange and fun term for 'yes I would like macaroni'

"Hey, do you want macaroni?"
"Yeparoni macaroni"

by yeparoni macaroni July 11, 2016

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Hitlers macaroni

When you put macaroni in the microwave and it burns. Then feeding it to a person who is Jewish

Aww damn Jimmy gave me a plate of hitlers macaroni

by Micro Jew May 21, 2016

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Limp macaroni

a shaft (curved dick) that long, big but very brittle and snaps really easily

Dude nice limp macaroni.

by Will he bonk ya January 6, 2018

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sloppy macaroni

Similar to sex...The Greatest thing in the fucking world.

Damn her pussy sound like sloppy macaroni

by Athenabitch November 13, 2018

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sprunk macaroni

A very good looking autistic man tends to attract lots of females at all times and is just amazing in bed and has many fetishes such as bdsm feet and uncircumcised penises

Damn look at that sprunk macaroni he fine

Damn straight god damn I wanna hop on his lopsided penis

by Grand autismo May 28, 2019

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