tall tree lookin ass

Someone who is tall asf.

"I'm short so get your tall tree lookin ass out of my way."

by Littletyke May 19, 2017

lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing

You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.

by the hornet76 January 4, 2021

lookin for a chat

Do you want to buy a bag of weed/hash

~lookin for a chat
~ye

~50,25,20 bag??

~what evers floatin

by Bobbaa April 8, 2017

lookin like this

When someone is high on meth. When someone text or calls another person ask what they are doing and they say back lookin like this

Hey whats going on? Just lookin like this

by Smokey+Lightnin May 22, 2024

Funny lookin

Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.

Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it. What was the other thing Kevin's big brother said when he was 5? Oh yea, what are you lookin at? That's what it was. Say that too if anybody looks at you. You just gotta keep practicing, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, 7 minutes. You got a lit fuse attached to you, you're a fuckin machine!

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020

dumbass hoe lookin ass

a person that looks like a dumbass hoe.

get yo dumbass hoe lookin ass over here before i eat yo ass, no homo tho.

by The schleeper February 6, 2018

Lookin for Leo

To catch your man cheatin

She said she was lookin for Leo last night

by J Gonzalez December 13, 2021