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llama toe

The male version of camel toe. When a guy's pants are so tight, the seam in his crotch separates his nuts and you can see one on each side of said seam. Cowboy hicks in tight Wranglers best describes this visual.
Omg! That guy's pants are so tight, he's got a llama toe!
by cormil1426 December 27, 2006
mugGet the llama toemug.

lonely llama

A gesture similar to the awkward turtle in that it is a hand gesture that conveys the feelings of the one making it. The lonely lama is done by pointing the index and pinky finger upwards while touching the middle and ring finger to the thumb, in the same way that a shadow puppet dog is made.

It is most often used when one is part of a group, and the group leaves for a period of time. The lonely llama can also be somewhat counterproductive as one displaying the lonely llama by themselves would likely be avoided by others.
Melissa: "I have to go to the bathroom, be back in a minute"
Trevor: "Oh, sorry, I have to take this call. Excuse me.'
Nickie: *lonely llama*
by PohTayToez May 18, 2009
mugGet the lonely llamamug.

Llama

There are lots of llamas in lima
by Damngypsiesstolemahladles June 11, 2015
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Your Llama

an amusing substute for your mom
X: You're fat
Y: Your mom is fat
X: Your llama is fat
Y: Damn...I can't compete with that.
Z: BURN!!!!
by Anna Kathleen December 24, 2005
mugGet the Your Llamamug.

Llama Thrust

Going intense speeds, Doing something crazy or all around epic
I'm about to Llama Thrust this bitch
I was Llama Thrusting through the 6 with my woes
by KingLlamaDon April 25, 2015
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llama bubble

(noun) 1. The radius that cannot be crossed when dealing with a llama. Upon getting too close to a llama, said animal will act unpredictably. 2. A person's personal space. Upon trespassing into this zone without permission may cause said person to act in an unpleasant manner towards the trespasser. Syn: Comfort Zone, Elbow Room
Example 1:

Irrational Zoo Patron: "Here, llama, llama, llama..." *moves in to pet llama on top of head*
Llama: *spitting blood from eyes; stomping on IZP's feet, then naughty-bits, then face* "SCREEEEE!!!! SCREEEEE!!!"
Quizzical Zoo Patron: "Dude, what happened here?"
Aloof Zoo Patron: "Dumb-ass bastard - he breached the llama bubble"

Example 2:

Slightly Drunk Party-Goer: "Oh, wow, dude - is that leather?" *touches Exceedingly Drunk Party-Goer's jacket sleeve*
Exceedingly Drunk Party-Goer: "What the f^<{, brah? Do I even know you?" *proceeds to get Medieval on llama bubble offender*
Slightly High Party-Goer: "Why is that dude getting his beer crammed in his ass?"
Exceedingly High Party-Goer: "Awww, dude, I saw the whole thing! The one dude with the beercan in his ass comes up to the other dude in the suede jacket and, like, gets all in his llama bubble..."
by jawasan January 18, 2008
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fuck-a-llama

expletive used for situations of frustration or bewilderment. More powerful than "fuck-a-duck" and less offensive than "God dammit"
Fuck-a-llama, our paper is due in two hours and bitches won't stop editing it!
by wordwizardz December 6, 2011
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