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Large Hadron Collider 

Worlds largest particle accelerator built on the border of Switzerland and France 150 meters (164 yards for Americans) under ground so that the scientist using it would forget the fact that they don't have a girlfriend.

It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.

If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).
case of a bad scenario:
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.

case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!

large unit 

fat or chunky person, usually female.
person 1) Why didn't you pull her?
person 2) She was a seriously large unit.
large unit by maryheartsgollum January 13, 2012

[Large Father] 

To qualify to be a 'Large Father', participants must weigh at minimum 20stones and spend far too much time with their partner!
"Geee, we haven't seen Powell in a while.."
"Yeah, he's become a real Large Father"
[Large Father] by KezDawse January 19, 2009

Large size milkshake 

A sexual act in which a pregnant woman (hence the large size) shoves one of her breasts between another pregnant woman's breasts and shakes them side to side.
Ugh don't look at that large size milkshake

large shaft 

Your stupid if you don't know what large shaft means
large shaft by Your a dumbass June 14, 2017

Large father 

A large man. One of whom has had sex with a woman, then the woman proceeds to shoot a human out of her voluptuous cooter.
My father is large. He is a large father. Rob Delaney is large but he is also a virgin. He is not a large father.