koltyn

best bf ever. my favorite person and the person i wanna spend the rest of my life with. i love koltyn

“i miss koltyn”
“we know nesser”

by nesser May 5, 2022

dirty kolten

Will pound you so good that you lose all function of your legs for a long time because he did you so good

"Bro come on are you drunk? Why can't you walk straight?" "Oh sorry. My boyfriend pulled a dirty kolten last night, it was wicked"

by krillman December 6, 2020

kolabs

Klonopin, clonopin; basically clonazepam in pill form. Generally 1 or 2mg in dosage.

Kolab is the planet that Yahweh lives on according to Mormonism. Klonopin is a benzodiazapine (benzos), which are anti-anxiety meds. Valium is another, and they are known for being used recreationaly to achieve a euphoric "spacy" effect on the brain. Mormon cosmology is really "spaced out," and Kolob is similar syntactically to Klono, hence doses of clonopin are sometimes called "kolabs" -- especially around drug-using ex-mormons.

"I took three kolabs with a gin and tonic."

by Cyclades April 4, 2008

Mitsubishi Kolt

Nice pipe extender, home job, tak welded on, sic car, holes in muffler, make it sound hardcore, but its not!

Brians kolt

by Nick (Classic) Jones August 7, 2003

kolten

A Kolten is that guy you meet a fall in love with the second you see him. But then you get to know him better and turns out to be a un-loving un-loyal bf or friend and after you brake up you finally realize that he was only dating you because of you are a hotting and for your ass. KOLTENS ARE TOTAL FUCKBOYS

Alyssa: Omg i met this guy and I just broke up with him and he just dated me for my ass and cuz I was hot

Jayda: that is a Kolten

by UISHOh February 16, 2018

Kolton

Kolton is a gay boy. All kolton talks about is dicks

Kolton likes big dicks

by mcquade2019 May 29, 2019

kolachode

A kolache that is misshapen or deform

Dude you ate all the sausage eggs, and all you left me was this fucking kolachode. Asshole.

by Logan March 27, 2005