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Klonopin, clonopin; basically clonazepam in pill form. Generally 1 or 2mg in dosage.

Kolab is the planet that Yahweh lives on according to Mormonism. Klonopin is a benzodiazapine (benzos), which are anti-anxiety meds. Valium is another, and they are known for being used recreationaly to achieve a euphoric "spacy" effect on the brain. Mormon cosmology is really "spaced out," and Kolob is similar syntactically to Klono, hence doses of clonopin are sometimes called "kolabs" -- especially around drug-using ex-mormons.
"I took three kolabs with a gin and tonic."
kolabs by Cyclades April 4, 2008
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Eastern European slang: A person who dances to hardbass music.
Polish and Russian Language: Sausage maker

Rooted from the word "kolbasa", meaning sausage.
Made popular by the song "Bochka Bass Kolbaser" by XS Project.
Look at that gopnik slav kolbaser dancing away!

Bochka, bass, kolbaser alone
Kolbaser belt naked
(Бочка, басс, колбасит соло
Колбасер по пояс голый)
kolbaser by icecoldblizzard October 12, 2017
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Macedonian word that means sausage but can also be used when calling someone a dick.
"Ti si Kolbas"

"you are a sausage(dick)"
kolbas by Sunay January 6, 2008

Kolbastı 

This is one of the Turkish folkloric dances.The students of the Black Sea University(KTÜ) created this dance style.It's really so hard to perform but it's also so great to watch their dance.
I watched Kolbastı on Beyaz Show last month and then I fall in love with both the dancers and thier style.
Kolbastı by Turkishguy March 11, 2009
hungarian sausage, jused as a discription of a hungarian dick..
That hungarian kid got a real big kolbász, be careful or he whil stick it up your mouth
kolbász by Munkás Béla March 24, 2009
A girl who has a tough personality but has a hidden soft spot. Doesn't do to well in school but isn't dumb eiether she'll do anything for her friends and family
"Kolasi is one tuff girl"
kolasi by Harper7193739 May 13, 2017
The man possessing this last name has the ability to accomplish anything, from curing cancer to taking your bitch. The possibilities are truly endless. The man with this last name is always commonly referred to as a "Jock" as he is talented in every sport he competes in.
Damm i wish i was a "Kolasinac"
That man is so good at everything i guess you could call him a "Kolasinac"
Kolasinac by The J0ck October 18, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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