klockowed

the process of becoming overly obese by being forced to eat nothing but dicks.

i feel so bad for her, she got klockowed last night.

by posiden 2 June 16, 2009

Kackadouchy

A person that isn't even good enough to flush through a vagina...

My ex is so kackadouchy that I feel dirty when he even calls me.

by Ruby Orchid March 19, 2012

Kackleied

The act of getting dumped by your girlfriend on twitter and having everyone laughed at your cheap BITCH ass! Drives an Acura but wont waste money on his girlfriend.

Dude my girlfriend dumped me i've been kackleied!!

by 7prfilter December 9, 2012

Klakky

The term used by British soldiers for confectionary sold out in the field. Usually from a pre-arranged fund for each Company of men, the Company Quarter Master will buy a shit-ton of Klakky and sell it cheap to the lads; Bottles of Cola, Pringles, Chocolate bars etc.

"Alright mate, you got any Klakky? I'm fuckin hanging out for a choccy bar."

by RagnarokVI November 9, 2012

Klanked

To be under the influence of a substance e.g alcohol, mushrooms, dope, MDMA etc. but being nice to people

Went out last night we were Klanked out of our mellons
Oh man I'm totally klanked
Lets get proper klanked

by Klacker February 16, 2013

kacklattenwurst

German word for a Person wich plays unfair in Games.

What a Kacklattenwurst!

by DonFale March 8, 2018

Klick House

A house where illegal activities take place, and the people inside never speak of what's seen or told.

guns on tha floor drugs in tha dresser drawer klick house we never speak.

by thee who preaches the unspoken May 15, 2018