Keeping it Professional 

Keeping it Professional is when two people are engaged in sexual intercourse and the dominant partner, typically the male, completely naked except his socks are still on both feet.

Stephanie and I got hot and heavy last night, but don't worry, we are keeping it professional

Are you and Jessica together?
No, I make sure we Keep it Professional every time.

Keeping it Professional by Headmunt March 19, 2014

Keeping Inventory

When you're jealous of someone's wealth and keep a mental list of all of their expensive belongings.

Girl: I can't believe her. She has an iPhone 4, a 70" plasma TV, a $400 pair of shoes... Guy: Sounds like you're keeping inventory.

Keeping Inventory by Majic-Man June 4, 2011

Keeping a hand of cards 

When you date and keep a handful of your Tinder matches you swept right on.

Are you seeing that person you met from Tinder exclusively, or are you "keeping a hand of cards?"

Keeping a hand of cards by The CELsta May 10, 2016

Keenigya

Strong, beautiful, very intelligent, good friend to have very sexy kind will do for others before herself

My bonita keenigya

Keenigya by Kunique December 21, 2016

Keeping bae at bay 

Managing your man or woman from causing you trouble by keeping him in line.

Jon hasn't checked out liz's booty in the last 3 days. Clearly, I am keeping bae at bay.

Keeping bae at bay by Fall Bondler June 7, 2017

Keeping Mittens Safe 

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

Keeping Mittens Safe by Nork^er January 13, 2019

keeming 

Changing someone from a distance while thinking about society

You were keeming me.

keeming by thumbult May 27, 2019