Booty Keeper

One who guards the doings of another friend, who makes sure that that friend does not make a stupid drunk mistake...ie beer googles, one night-stand.

I am Jen's booty keeper tomorrow night.

by STLBAS May 8, 2009

chip the keeper

(v) A term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish act, one of many that involve the use of snack foods (Doritos, Fritos, etc.). Chip Fetishists - or Chipishts, as they call themselves - often prefer and endorse Lay's Rippled Potato Chips. "Chip the keeper" is the specific action in which a Chipisht crumbles Lay's Rippled Potato Chips over the naked body of his/her lover. The two people then rub their bodies together (not actually engaging in sexual union) until an optimal oily film has been produced between the bodies, secreting what Chipishts believe is the aphrodisiac scent of the Potato Chip. Heightened sensation is said to result.

Tonight, I want to chip the keeper, baby. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

by MsSvelte April 11, 2003

Colin Kaepernick

Worldwide meme that is a football player. "Down On One Knee Pledge."

Donald Trump hates Colin Kaepernick.

by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018

Kasper

A tall person who is smart, sexy, nice, and has the moves. He also is a good musician in guitar and when he plays guitar he has awesome music. He also is the is one of the top 4 best dabbers in the world. When he turns into an adult, he would have 8 girlfriends in his life so far. He would want to be a software engineer.

Person #1: You guys hear that music and see that person dabbing its awesome!

Person #2: I know whos playing that music and hitting the dab, its Kasper from school.

Person #3: I wish I was a Kasper.

by Prof.Hous Pocus June 13, 2016

trapper keeper

(noun)- an extremely persistent, persuing male or female. A stage 5 clinger.

That guy was really cute, but he's a trapper keeper.

by sarsdz January 28, 2009

Kasper

Kasper is a secret word for "gay". If you have a friend who's name is Kasper, then he automatically the "gay".

You: How are you doing today?
Friend: I'm good, and you?
You: Just fine. By the way man, have you bought RDR2 yet?
Friend: No, I'm gonna wait till' it comes out on PC.¨
You: Man you're such a Kasper.

*friend puts noose around neck and jumps from tilted towers while singing megalovania*

by MyNameIsNotVictor November 24, 2018

My Brother's Keeper?

IN OTHER WORDS:

1. How do you respond to your brother?

2. Tell me the truth?

NINO BROWN:
You cut a side deal
with that motherfucker didn't you?

GEE MONEY: (struggling to answer)

NINO BROWN:
Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Gee.

Fucking Cain.

My brother's keeper?

(Nino walks closer to Gee, then reaches in Gee's coat to find and take his glass dick/crack pipe to confront him)

Was it this......glass......dick...you've been sucking on, huh? Huh? Was that it? Now I see how you let that motherfucker infiltrate. He used you, Gee.

(then Nino throws Gee's glass dick/crack pipe very far from where they're standing)

-From NEW JACK CITY (1991)

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 19, 2006