Jonah Marais

Total snack! He love starbucks love harry potter. Type of guy who will always be by your side through thick an thin, he is caring,kind, and awesome at singing

Girl 1: hey did you hear that Jonah Marais is dating someone

Girl 2: yea sadly! She is a real lucky one

Girl 1: she better like starbucks and harry potter
Girl 2: just imagine if she didn’t

Girl 1: then he is gonna be single

by Heaven1827 April 08, 2019

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Jonah Scammed

When you scam someone really hard that they shit themselves.

Jonah: Let's have a knife fight mid.
Bridger: Okay.
Jonah: *uses a poison dart M249"
Bridger: Jonah Scammed

by Richa Narahari September 19, 2018

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Pull a Jonah

Pull a Jonah - When a person aces a test with little or no studying.

"I didn't study! I hope i pull a jonah!"

by Shibidydobedypants December 31, 2007

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Jonah and the Whale

Jonah and the Whale is when you are fucking a heavy-set woman -- at least 300 lbs -- in the ass on the banks of Folly Beach with a lubricated condom that slips off your member during your breach. Forty-eight hours later, while the woman shits out the two day reposit of fast food, she is horrified to find the condom in her greasy anal discharge swimming like the Biblical Jonah.

The preacher's sermon was boring so I took my fat girlfriend under the pew to demonstrate the story of Jonah and the Whale. She fully understood the parable when she shit out my Troj-enz Magnum Shared Pleasures® condom forty-eight hours later.

by Harry Setatestes September 27, 2006

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