JINX

A cheating lying bitch who thinks they’re the worlds most important and damaged person

Guy1 : Man, My ex was a jinx

Guy2: Damn bro that must have sucked

by AverageHaterOfPeople May 20, 2022

Riff Jinx

When two people, whilst engaged in the rapid exchange of witty banter, whether verbally or via text, respond with the exact same answer at the exact same time, thus causing a jinx. Because it occurs during banter or “riffing” it’s considered a riff jinx. Typically it’s something uber obscure or inside joke related, and is most common when the two parties are twin brains.

Greg: This 80’s song quiz is super easy.

Greg and Becky (simultaneously): Like Sunday morning.

Becky: Whoa, a riff jinx!!

Greg: How does that happen?

Becky: We’re just two twin brains, twinning.

by RackHansen June 7, 2022

jinx cloud

Someone with perennial bad luck. If something can go from bad to worse and it just does, and you leave bad karma in your wake, you are a jinx cloud.

Matty has fibromyalgia and his laptop holder fell on him, all bruised up, that dude is a total jinx cloud. He also has bad parking karma, no app can help him.

by Chewmonster September 26, 2012

jewish juvenile jinx

when the government sidetracks Jews from making babies and lessens their wealth because they don't have families.

The Jewish juvenile jinx made them have the lowest birth rate for a subgroup of the White race.

by Coop Dupe November 26, 2019

Jinx

The kind of person that is super likeable. They have a personality that everyone just vibes with and they are always saying the right things. They're very funny and brighten up your entire day even when life sucks. They're shy at first but once they are comfortable with you, you'll see that meeting them was the best thing that's ever happened to you.

"Jinx is literally the best person in my life right now"

by That one person with no name June 26, 2022

Jinx

A pretty and gorgeous work of art. On the outside she would seem flamboyant and aloof but on the inside, she is the one who will care for you and the one you should never leave out of in your life.

*party*
Guy 1: “Yo bro Jinx made it to the party!”
Guy 2: “Damn her looks put the others to shame.”

by Naxon November 23, 2021

Jinx

Jinx is a kind yet aggravating name that leaves one to think about there life choices, a person with the name jinx can be either a sign of good or bad Luck depends how much munchkin juice they got in them, the phrase munchkin juice in jinx's dictionary means how much Irish they have in them

For example: I saw jinx's face and instantly regretted my life choices

by Jinx2006 October 16, 2019