Jarred Legare

a fat piece of shit who gets mad easily but scared of their own shadow. he wears a giant 3x hoodie cause thats the only article of clothing that fits him. forgot to mention that the hoodie is orange so it leaves everyone to wonder who painted an elephant orange.

man jarred legare is so fucking fat god damn!!!!

by jlegare fan April 5, 2019

Jered

• A person you can love easily and forever. • One of the kindest human beings you can ever meet.
• you first start off as friends then without you knowing it you start falling for him.
• they guy with the greenest eyes ever!

• has trouble communicating his feelings

• he needs to ask this girl out already

Damn...I think I’m falling in love with Jered...

by Hmmay April 8, 2019

Jerzed

A word that describes a crackhead after bitch, often used by Haleigh, Taryn, Bianca, Ally, and Kristina.

Jerzed doesn’t know how to spell.

by Infinitehessa April 24, 2019

Jarred

Drunk - from jars (beers)

I'm somewhat jarred atm, but I'll try.

by Johnvhjcj August 2, 2019

Jarred

The subway pedo who started and ended his career trying to get into samller pants.

Damn subway everytime I go there that damn jarred offers my kid a footling extra mayo.

by Fortdumb March 19, 2020

jerned

To be tricked. Dupped or in other words bamboozeled.

Dude#1: Bro that guy just jerned me,

Dude#2: whachu mean bro?
Dude#1: he told me he was totally gonna buy us some beers.
Dude#2: ah huh and what happ?
Dude#1: well if i knew we wouldnt be here talking about it we'd be drinking beers...

by Spwn September 4, 2020

Jerrod Shot

That act of secretly taking shots in order to get drunk faster

Tyler must have been taking Jerrod shots because he is fucked up!

by uglychad November 23, 2020